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Privacy, in plain English

The short version: I collect as little as I can get away with. I don’t sell anything. I don’t track you across the web. The bot conversation lives on your device, not on a server with your name on it.

What stays only on your device

• Your conversation with the bot. Stored in this browser’s local storage. Clear it any time from the chat page. I cannot read it.
• Your unlock state, if you have paid. Stored as a signed cookie in this browser, valid for up to five years. Device-bound.

What touches the server, briefly

• Each message you send to the bot is forwarded to OpenAI’s API to generate the reply, then returned to you. Under OpenAI’s API terms in 2026, your messages are not used to train their models. They are retained by OpenAI for up to thirty days for abuse monitoring, then deleted.
• Standard server logs on Cloudflare: timestamp, IP address, user agent, response size. Kept for up to thirty days for security. Not joined to anything else.
• Payment, if you pay: handled securely via Lemon Squeezy (Stripe ecosystem), acting as Merchant of Record. The price is a flat one-time regional tier — $19 USD / $24 CAD / £15 GBP / €18 EUR / $29 AUD / $29 NZD — inclusive of all local taxes. They get the card details. I never see them. Lemon Squeezy records the transaction; I see only that a transaction succeeded and which device unlocked.
• Anonymous usage events — the site fires a small set of named events (page view, chat started, message milestones, paywall shown, paid) so I can tell whether the site is actually helping people. No cookies, no IDs, no message content. Country is recorded coarsely. The list of events is in plain English on the FAQ. Honours Do Not Track.

What I don’t collect

• No account. No name. No email, unless you send one to me.
• No third-party advertising trackers. No Google Analytics. No Facebook pixel. No session replay. No fingerprinting.
• No referral kickbacks from any clinic, fellowship, app or coach mentioned anywhere on this site. Now or ever.

Cookies, named

• sg_unlock — set after payment. Tells the site this browser has paid. Signed, expires after five years.
• That is the lot.

Your rights under UK GDPR

You can message me to ask what I hold (almost nothing), to delete it (almost nothing), or to opt out of anything (you already have). WhatsApp +34 620 757 254, or ask the bot to flag it to me.

Crisis exception

If your message contains language that suggests a real and immediate risk to life, the bot will surface UK 999 and Samaritans 116 123 plainly and stop being clever. It does not contact anyone on your behalf.

Who runs this

James, sole trader, Tenerife. Reachable on WhatsApp +34 620 757 254. Last updated April 2026.

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